There are Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. Kurlyk-Kurlyk, disappeared, died, stoleAnd Aliens recruited the government, kept hostages in the "Okatumi Plaza", defeated everyone, became a catalyst, returned, toVAlil in the blogs of his opinion, received a minus, for they hesitated with their “defenders”, in general they drove. You can stink as much as you like on the topics “Sarik that fellow vapsche that” and “Apaty Heitita Film, Nudrelis of the Mavels”, but the fact remains “ZAshields ”aroused some interest and seething of violent severous opinions on these of our Internet, which only fueled the desire to find out what our genius of comedy will steal there. The most interesting is the final Andreasyan result also because it is completely nThe unexpectedly godless “Major Thunder”, which is also positioned as quite a kinishche about Russian superheroes, faded. It would be removedland the adventures of thunder for 60 million rubles, and Sarik had as many as 360 million, which, in theory, makes it possible to pile epic and magnificent action of the audience of the audience with wagons, so that we were coated with this very epic. And here I begin to hell with a movie, curse, screaming at Sarik and exercise in slander, but no good. Well, that is, not really. Why? And pOthe fact that we will analyze (but I am a cattle, so do not count on a lot) and everyone can cheat in general, but try to figure it out in meI will try.

Cafe of broken hopes – briefly and clear about the great film about the great superheroes "Defenders"

There is nowhere to say more about this, but on our opinions, Sarik put a large and thick organ with you, the film for the Chinese was actually shot, which was mentioned quite often in the interview

Actually, retelling of local plotsV We will start and end on the phrase, which the film itself describes what is happening – you need to assemble a detachment of superheroes in one week to stop the supervision, and we will call all this "Defenders"(Pwill be carried out with a speechless manner of speech Vyacheslav Razbaev). And what is surprising, this capacious phrase from the trailer absolutely completely describes the main storyline, literally cannot be taken away, not add. Yes, there is ppFitty of local heroes and villains, but they are so pathos and tortured that they are forgotten literally a couple of minutes after the appearance. In general, it seems that the local screenwriter Andrei Gavrilov (for a second, responsible for the miserable “mafia” and the relatively tolerable “voices of a large country”) sat down to write a script without understanding, in fact, the subject of his brainchild. "ZashAndfingers ", if anyone forgot, this is a film about superheroes, but only about the superheroes Gavrilov, apparently hearing in the first time, and even then from DEtoshki, who are nothing more substantial than “well, superheroes, these are such uncles that can do anything, and also there withuthere should be a pre -elimination, he is so very angry and now they win him at the end ”could not give out. Absolutely zero drama comes out of this, mIlliards cliche and at times just indecent screaming bad taste in plAnon -scenario study of everything and all. And while Marvel (yes, yes, yes, compare the Russian film with MarveL, You are not a patriot or something, Tagda go to the amyric people) and other filmmakers scrupulously build the universe of their films, giving the characters multifaceted, filling the world in various trifles and other charitable things, our guys simply pushing everything that they spied on the Western counterparts by the genre and hoping that it will work that it will work. No, it won’t. Absolutely everything, starting with AVGthe mouth “I am a villain, because I am a villain” Kuratov and ending with the mainOyami looks like we are all far from once and not DVa saw.

From the strange-rather interesting www.nonukcasinosites.co.uk/review/the-vic-casino/ spiders robots appear in the film only a couple of times, and then disappear forever. A couple of times he caught himself thinking that an excellent reality show could come out of Mesilov-Robots with each other.

In fact, having in handnO colorful types (after all, a bear with a machine gun and an invisible lord of the borscht) and not the most unwantedsX actors, Sarik absolutely does not understand what needs to be done so that these types come to life, turning from cardboard into living people. Local main characters communicate with strictly pathos phrases, and by a military vocabulary and generally behave extremely gloomy, giving out one and a half jokes for the whole film and do not even show the appearance of friendship and desire to interact with each other.

There are a lot of it. VERY. SO MANY. So much that enough fore Marvel’s film until the next century. If Sarik naively thought that it was Paphos who made films on comics so epic, then Muhahahahahahahaha (no)

A couple of words about Slavic flavor – a joke about borscht. More Slavic color hThere is no dies. And here I will scream a little – well, my God, what a huge field for action was! Fasting “Kirovs”, Fasting Robot-Army Robots, Card, Vodka, Discussion of the Victory Plan of the villain in the bathhouse, Fasting “Kalinka-Malylka”, in the end! But no – a joke about borscht. Everything else is on the most serious ski and in general we have prosperous Russia here, and not these of your Soviet unions. And you can disagree with me, but it is in the "DefenderAx »The maximum possible amount of cranberries would look very, very appropriate, emphasizing the flavor and diluting a boring scenario with a frivolous tone and ambitious surroundings. Self -irony is characteristic of Russians, which is why we love American cranberry militants, thenGYes, why it would not have to get fun with us the same? From a lack of imagination, apparently. That’s why we look at the whole film at gloomy and gray urban landscapes, but to Moscow City, which, according to AndreAXiana, Russia and limit.

If one of you naively thought that the jambs with the graphone from the trailer to the premiere would be fixed, even if the jaw of the bear, which goes into the textures, will repeat-Muhahahahahaha (no)

A spoonful of honey in the tar barrel could become action and graphone bells and grafoys, absolutely predictably predictable by this spoonDand not becoming. The quality of CGI varies from “relatively normal, for Russian cinema will go away”, to “Tear out my eyes and fed them to the director”, but with action everything is not so unambiguously bad. He, too, is mostly wretched that the local graphon only emphasizes, but a couple of times per film we will be given the opportunity to enjoy quite competent action scenes. So ToOmptic ones, which, it is scary to say in them, there is a choreography, the veneration of movements and even a certain drive wakes up, pulling the viewer for a couple of minutes from a coma. There are only one or two such scenes, so do not flatterize. For the most part, the action in the “defenders” suffers from the same graphony, it is not clear where the decisions of the production and realism of the level of the legendary scene of the battle of Alexander Nevsky with a machete in the hands of the protrusion come fromAndIn incomprehensible Asians in the "showdown in Manila".

And also, to the premiere of the film, the guys were brewed a comic book (otherwise not Orthodox – a film about superheroes, but without a comic book). Judging by the reviews – all in the best Sarikoandrasyan traditions. And in the picture concept art. For some strange reason, concept arts look quite suitable and interesting.

Long results: No one railwayAl from "defenders" something good. The sad experience of the "mafia" showed that AndreasIN knows how to do the very least tolerable trailers, but the result is always sadly predictable. But until the last I hoped that Andreasyan could make a film at least mediocre. In the end, “ZemLetriyziniya "still pOwas radiated by a mediocre, sugary kinets at a time. "Defenders" are bad, in their worst moments are badlBKO that there is a desire to lock up in a bunker with "Major Thunder" and a reserveOm food for fifty years, but there are bright moments here. A couple of good action scenes, a couple of times graphony you stillDA bit of us is a little doomed “looks good”, and the idea itself was very good. All breakdowneone sad fact is about one sad – “defenders” were made by people who do not understand anything in comic book films, and they do not want to understand. They do not understand so much that they did not even bother to find out how and why the whole thing works for normal people. And we have a non -professional, hasted misunderstanding, interesting only because Russian, yes because the Russian superheroic. Well, there is a bear with a machine gun, but the sore part of Alina Lanina is very good. ChinaCEv, for whom this film was starred, is waiting for a very, very unpleasant surprise, and the hopes of Sarik to the sequel, after such a violent man of the folk masses of the film on the atoms, only strengthened. Yes they scold, but willingly go. And the Chinese will go. And they also scold. But such a scum (excuse me, but after reading the numerous interviews of the other word you can’t get it) do not give a damn about the audience, the main thing is that they go to cinemas. Kinishko is removed – butterflies drip. And the audience … Well, what the audience? Cattle and stupid herd. Eat what they give, insects.

Tomorrow there will be something big, long and uncircumcised. And this is so, in order to remind of yourself.